Why England Loses

I like playing football, but I like driving Bentleys too

See, I like getting paid lots of money too

I used to kick a ball around for me school

But back then, it were a different kind of rule

Back then, we used to play for fun

We didn’t used to play for money

We used to like the glory

The idea of getting kissed by the girls from the school

But that don’t happen now

Now, we have WAGs

We have birds who ain’t just common, council estate slags

Well, they might be, but they’re more classy

But then, that’s the problem, ain’t it?

I’m not thinking about football

I’m thinking about all these other bits and pieces

Which probably explains why England always  loses.