I Like Reading the Daily Mail, See ...

I like reading the Daily Mail, see

It tells me how things in the world are and how things in the world should be

There’s people out there who don’t like it

They find it offensive ‘cause they don’t agree

But the things they like, the things they say and read, perhaps they might be offensive to me

That’s why I like reading the Daily Mail, see?

It tells me that these immigrants are over here stealing all of our jobs

It tells me the Lithuanians and Bulgarians, the Albanians too, are always on the rob

And then it goes and tells me that all us British blokes are just workshy slobs

And at the same time, all of our politicians are just toffee-nosed snobs

I suppose some people might call it journalistic hypocrisy

But I think it’s just like those journalists are talking to guys like me

And I still like reading the Daily Mail, see?

It could be because of the Union Jack and my British nationality

Or maybe it’s ‘cause I love our dear old Royal Family

I mean, they may be rich and privileged, but they’re British, just like you and me

They have their Sunday roasts and they’re always drinking cups of tea

The Daily Mail says it, so that’s the way it must be

And then sometimes I wonder why I like reading the Daily Mail, see.